DEAD KENNEDYS - Too Drunk To Fuck lyrics

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Went to a party<br>I danced all night<br>I drank 16 beers<br>And I started up a fight<br><br>But now I am jaded<br>You're out of luck<br>I'm rolling down the stairs<br>Too drunk to fuck<br><br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk, to fuck<br>I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk<br>To fuck<br><br>I like your stories<br>I love your gun<br>Shooting out truck tires<br>Sounds like loads and loads of fun<br><br>But in my room<br>Wish you were dead<br>You ball like the baby<br>In eraserhead<br><br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk, to fuck<br>It's all I need right now<br>Too drunk to fuck<br><br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk, to fuck<br>I'm sick soft gooey and cold<br>Too drunk to fuck<br><br>I'm about to drop<br>My head's a mess<br>The only salvation is<br>I'll never see you again<br><br>You give me head<br>It makes it worse<br>Take out your fuckin' retainer<br>Put it in your purse<br><br>I'm too drunk to fuck<br>You're to drunk to fuck<br>Too drunk to fuck<br>It's all I need right now oh baby<br>I'm melting like an ice cream bar<br>Oh baby<br><br>And now I got diarrhea<br>Too drunk to fuck<br>Yeah, yeah<br>Yeah, yeah<br>Yeah, yeah<br>Oooohhh¡­