Dayglo Abortions - My Kingdom On Earth lyrics

rate me

She can have the kitchen, She can have the bathroom, I'll even let her have the den

Cuz everything I need, even a bit of weed, Is safe inside my kingdom

My wife is usually nagging, and if she ain't she's slagging something that is dear to me

So I have a place where I can get some space, I don't even have to leave to take a leak

Welcome to my kingdom on Earth

Please don't come in, the king is giving birth

Don't stand out there in the hallway quietly listing

To see if you can catch me masturbating

I got a stack of dirty books

So I can have a look

And see if something comes up

Cuz when I'm in my chamber

I don't think about behaviour

Cuz there's no one there to witness it

And you know the king has strange tastes

And there's no limit to the places

He will go when he is wasted

Just look at it like this

I don't leave right after I piss

I just stay a while and unload some stress