Davedays - The Nice Kitty Song lyrics

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I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.<br />

I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.<br />

I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.<br />

If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.<br />

My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.<br />

He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.<br />

But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me<br />

So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.<br />

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If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.<br />

But then again who can resist this.<br />

All he really does is just sit in his chair<br />

24/7 like he just don't care.<br />

His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me! )<br />

He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.<br />

With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.<br />

He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia! <br />

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My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.<br />

In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no! <br />

Persia had one that night.<br />

Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.<br />

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Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?<br />

Oh wait, I think I know... <br />

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Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in<br />

The chair but no, <br />

It must be time for meow mix.<br />

He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.<br />

People food equals a tummy ache.<br />

And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.<br />

Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.<br />

And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do, <br />

"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few"<br />

Life's so great so much time to relax.<br />

Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat.