Davedays - If I Were A Girl lyrics

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If I were a girl even just for a day<br />

I'd roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me.<br />

Oh no don't tell me they're real.<br />

Yeah I think they're real.<br />

Something else is missing<br />

Where the hecks my PEN15! <br />

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If I were a girl would I still look like a guy?<br />

No I wont put on make up but I might just want to give that bra a try.<br />

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If I were a girl I could mess with the guys.<br />

No, no not like that I mean<br />

When we get a nice dinner I'll make sure they buy.<br />

I could seduce them.<br />

Show them my nice behind.<br />

Yo Zach check out that A... OMG<br />

Ha gotcha. You totally like guys! <br />

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If I were a girl I'd have the nicest legs.<br />

I refuse to cook in the kitchen but I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.<br />

If I were a girl please don't get mad if I'm mean.<br />

I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.<br />

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No I don't really know if I want to change back.<br />

Because I like my new hair and the guys love my<br />

FACE whatt! <br />

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Oh if I were a girl I don't think I'd ever understand<br />

How it feels to be a girl.<br />

God please change me back to a man! <br />

If I were a girl.