Davedays - 2 Girls 1 Cup lyrics

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I thought I was the only one<br />

Who knew just how to have fun<br />

Now my greatest fantasy<br />

Is right in front of me<br />

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Lets throw out the toilet<br />

What a waste of space<br />

Poop on my face<br />

Holy shit! literally 100% free<br />

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Just kidding that's gross<br />

Why eat poop when you've got toast! <br />

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I couldn't believe my eyes<br />

The first few seconds were pretty nice<br />

The thought of me throwing up? impossible! <br />

They ate that shit like A POPSICLE<br />

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What the hell was that<br />

Someone give these women their dignity back<br />

Has poop become the latest snack?<br />

SHITS WACK! haha get it! <br />

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Forget bulimia! watch 2 girls 1 cup! <br />

I guarantee you will throw up! <br />

Holy shit literally! what the FFF... <br />

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HOLD UP<br />

You think these bitches might be hard on a dick<br />

But instead they poopin in cups and garglin shit<br />

Half a billion views, this is horribly wrong<br />

Somebody tell these women that they morals is gone<br />

I got sent a link, but it's the fact that I followed it<br />

Instead of flushin it, the broad actually swallowed it<br />

Man watch the video it's evil what she do<br />

MAN I don't eat SHIT people I eat food! <br />

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Poop! if you eat it does it come out food?<br />

I'm never gonna take another poo