Dave - Son, I Am PARTY!!! lyrics

rate me

I wanted to be like Uncle Derek

-He sounds like a good bloke

Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students

-What a cunt!

Motherfuck- (?X)

Bass!

Motherfuck- (?X)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, do it

Bass!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, do it

Bass!

1, 2, 3, 4 (3X)

5, 4, 4, 4

(?X)

You've won a holiday in South Yorkshire

It'll be on the house, congratulations

Just call 1-800 Yorkshire

And confirm your name, date of birth and when you last washed your genitals

And we'll do all the hard work to book your holiday

Thanks again and here's some lovely music for you, you lovely person!

1, 2, 1, 2 (2X)

Pop that pussy, bitch

When the bass drops like that

But they can’t get a hold, don’t stop

Shit, you know you gotta sin it to win it

You make a nigger wanna stick something up in it

God damn, you’re looking real fat from the back

You got a nigger hype that pussy with a like

So tonight you gotta represent the real bitches

Hoes in the club taking ass to the riches

So drop like this, bitch, down to the ground

Hump that motherfucker to the bass sound

Now lay on your back, with your legs in the air

And pop that pussy like you just don’t care

Ah yeah, you know a nigger high from a drank

So bartender; can I please get a drink

Now a nigger got yak in my glass

So pop that pussy and shake that ass

Niggers in the house say shake that ass

Now, bitch get loose and take a stand, for the dance

I got mo' for your ho'

So pop that pussy for me just a little mo', there you go

I like you pop it out here, and get freaky like with your other girl friend

Stuff like that get a nigger real hype

I can tell now it’s gon' be a long night

‘Cause I shake a booty whore nigger kay front

I love it when you stick dollar bills up your cunt

Sit on my hiney can bottles with you,

As I tend you on to the rest of my crew

‘Cause they like it too when you do what you do

You need some more ass, with you

So pop that pussy and shake dat ass

Bass! (2X)

Hello, Dave?

-I’m sorry?

Is that Dave?

-Oh, no. I think you’ve got the wrong house.

Ok… is Dave there?

-No, there’s no-one called Dave here.

Ok…

Dave…my wife would like to use your toilet!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, do it

Pop that pussy, bitch

When the bass drops like that

But they can’t get a hold, don’t stop

Shit, you know you gotta sin it to win it

You make a nigger wanna stick something up in it

God damn, you’re looking real fat from the back

You got a nigger hype that pussy with a like

So tonight you gotta represent the real bitches

Hoes in the club taking ass to the riches

So drop like this, bitch, down to the ground

Hump that motherfucker to the bass sound

Now lay on your back, with your legs in the air

And pop that pussy like you just don’t care

Ah yeah, you know a nigger high from a drank

So bartender; can I please get a drink

Now a nigger got yak in my glass

So pop that pussy and shake that ass

1, 2, 3, 4, 5- (?X)<br />

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Thanks to razvan