Dave Patten - Oh No lyrics

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<b>Oh No</b> by <i>Dave Patten</i><br />

Doctor doctor please help me this is an emergency

If she says it one more time... I think I'm gonna die

No, no you don't understand it's not me, it's her

I think, I'm sure? You see!

Sometimes it's all in my head

And she says it again and again like

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Oh no, I think it's the only word she knows

Oh no, I'm banging my head against the wall

Oh no, what can I do, please make it stop

Oh no, these are the reason's I'm about to give up

Could you grab me a beer please? (NO)

Could I turn on the TV? (NO)

Can you move over just a bit? (NO)

Can I put it in just the tip? (NO)

Ok, ok let's go out tonight (NO)

Or we could just turn out the lights (NO)

Or we could just -- I think I'll go --- ughh

Doctor tell me what can I do?

Your silence is not reassuring

Not helping, now I'm worried

Welp, in my professional opinion

this could be a win-win situation

don't trip, please, everything will be ok

OK?! Did you decide to stop working today?

Have you heard a single word of anything I've said?

SHALL I REPEAT IT FOR YOU?!

Yes, please, go ahead.

Oh no, I think it's the only word she knows

Oh no, I'm banging my head against the wall

Oh no, what can I do, please make it stop

Oh no, these are the reason's I'm about to give up

Could you grab me a beer please? (NO)

Could I turn on the TV? (NO)

Can you move over just a bit? (NO)

Can I put it in just the tip? (NO)

Ok, ok let's go out tonight (NO)

Or we could just turn out the lights (NO)

Or we could just -- I think I'll go --- ughh

Now that I'm thinking, I really love her... I really do

And this whole 'no' thing, could really be a 'yes' thing

A blessing in disguise...

If I reverse it... yeah... I'll just reverse it and be alright!!!

[FESE]

Excuse me doc, I dont mean to interrupt

But I think I've got some good advice for this young buck

See I used to date this chick that some would call corny

I'd say "you want to chill?" She'd tell me she's not lonely

I'd say "you want to eat?" She'd tell me she's not hungry

I'm starting to think that her love is real phony

Till one day... I thought I'd switch it up.

I get the best of love so Dave, listen up

Grab a broom and start to clean up

Let her say no to that (That's what's up!)

See, life is what you make it and so is the word no

So when the fellas his the club ready to go

Ask her should you stay? And let her say (NO)

I'm telling you it works I've been there before!

See, women are something that we'll never overstand

So get to learn no and homey you'll be the man

Let her say it!

Oh no, the best two letters I'll ever know

Oh no, now we're both banging against the wall

Oh no, thank you so much doctor for everything

Oh no, I've got to go, she waiting for me ;)