Darius Rucker - Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch Song lyrics

rate me

When my belly starts a-rumblin'

and I’m Jonesin' for a treat,

I close my eyes for a big surprise

the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

The breasts they grow on trees

and streams of bacon ranch dressing

flow right up to your knees

There’s tumbleweeds of bacon

and cheddar paves the streets

Folks don’t front ya 'cause you got the juice

there's a train of ladies coming with a nice caboose never get in trouble, never need an excuse

That’s the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

No one tells you to behave (behave)

Your wildest fantasies come true

Dallas cheerleaders give you shaves

Red onions make you laugh instead

and french fries grow like weeds

You get to veg all day

all the lotto tickets pay

there’s a king who wants you to have it your way,

That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch