Daphne & Celeste - Ooh Stick You! lyrics

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Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste

[Chorus]

" Ooh stick you

Your mama too

And your daddy

Ooh stick you

Your mama too

And your daddy

Ooh stick you

Your mama too

And your daddy

Ooh stick you

Ooh stick you! "

Your mama, your daddy

Your greasy, greasy grandmammy

You got a hole in your panty

Got a big behind like Frankenstein

Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street

Toot-toot-toot wear army boots

In your ear with a can of beer

Up your butt with a coconut

OOOHHHH!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!

EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!

OOOOOHHHHHHHH!

EYE!

Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?

You got facial hair like a polar bear

You blow up like a toad and then explode

Your face looks mean like Halloween

You got big red eyes like cherry pies

You got the IQ of a digeridoo

You look insane and got no brain

You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly

Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

You go girl!

Ride 'em cowboy!

Yee-ha!

Giddy up horsey!

Ride 'em cowboy!

Pew! Pew! Pew!

It's like a horror movie isn't it?

OOHH!

Ride 'em cowboy!

Ooh Ooh Eee!

Ride 'em cowboy!

Do you wanna know what

I really think about you?

You're a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!

You've got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!

Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!

Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!

Whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

eye!!!!!!!!!

You got ears on your face like spock in space!

You got teeth in your head like Mr Ed!

Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!

What?

Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?

Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!

Whatever whatever whatever!

" Ooh stick you..." [Repeat Chorus to fade]