Dangerdoom - Mince Meat lyrics

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The villain ain't rhymin' off cred alone<br />

Let him get some cognac, a mic and a headphone<br />

Smoke the mirrors, caught her in the mix<br />

Couldn't read the shorthand for mortars and bricks<br />

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If any negative thought linger, he let it vent<br />

Wrote this one with his middle finger in wet cement<br />

Did it on the sly<br />

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Before he's gone bye bye, spit it on the fly<br />

Brush your teeth, rinse and gargle<br />

A true nerd who messed with new words since Boggle<br />

And used slang in scrabble<br />

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Rhymed with a Northern drawl, twang and babble<br />

Flossy pen jargon to break the world record<br />

Do a Faustian bargain and tape the girl naked<br />

More spots than a leopard<br />

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Then he had to stop, the block was hot peppered<br />

Shepherd, leading the sheeps out to slaughter<br />

Kept your soul and repped it, every time he saw ya<br />

Tryin' to douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house<br />

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I'll make mince meat out of that mouse<br />

(Beat)<br />

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Welcome to the show<br />

Remember whatever you do, do not boo the flow<br />

Schooled the dumb on the number one rule of thumb<br />

What a fool, still you never met a cooler bum<br />

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Give the drummer some rum, I'm sure he could use a shot<br />

Just to get his cues hot, ensure he don't lose his spot<br />

A stranger who speaks to you vocal<br />

Danger made the beat get a freak to do the boggle<br />

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No bull, everything he wanted they grabbed and took<br />

Whole lab looked like an ill left jab and hook<br />

Even had a secretary to take the calls<br />

Shake it and make it fall, I told her don't break my balls<br />

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Wherever Mouse go, trouble follows<br />

The bounty on this pro was mills and, 'Double dollars'<br />

Vil's spills muddled flows that befuddle scholars<br />

Thick Buffalo girl with the bubble hollars<br />

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She rocked leather and gold, a fat blouse<br />

And need a brother with soul to let her cat out<br />

Even if the rat couldn't compete with Kraus<br />

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I'll make mince meat out of that mouse<br />

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Tap ya toe, grime and strapped for dough<br />

Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know<br />

Sucks to be them, now pass that loot<br />

Up under the tux he wore a hazmat suit<br />

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Sounded like froggy, sip the groggiest of potions<br />

Be up in the party with the foggiest of notions<br />

On the list of lobbyists who save the oceans<br />

Gave his donation to the lady with the lotions<br />

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Swoll hand itchin' the old man bitchin'<br />

Switchin' with the fan with the gold band twitchin'<br />

Spittin' like a bionic sneeze that freeze vodka<br />

Just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quadra<br />

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Sleek enough to out sly a fox<br />

For a chicken pot pie, thinkin' outside the box<br />

Enough to taste her goody<br />

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But got no time to be wastin' chasin' putty<br />

Out for Daffy Duck bucks, Porky Pig paper<br />

Bugs Bunny money or Sylvester Cat caper<br />

Offer DAT tape of rap, country or deep house and<br />

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I'll make mince meat out of that mouse<br />

(Beat)