Danger Doom - Space Hoes lyrics

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Space Ghost:I don't believe this. I get rid of those two evil maniacs trying to ruin my show, and I gettwo evil guests who are trying to ruin my show!

Zorak:Feh! Who came up with the stupid idea of giving SPACE GHOST his own show?

Doom:

How they gave his own show to Tad Ghostal?

Any given second he could go mad postal

Stay wavin' that powerband space cannon

And had the nerve to jump in the face of Race Bannon

Punked out

Luckily he detonate it(?)

Guess who just smothered whose credited with editing it(?)

Moltar, the copout

He didn't have no other career choice

He dropped out

Since when the Wayouts included Zorak

Way back he used to rub his thorax in Borax

*evil Zorak laugh*

I'm not the one who sold him to it

If he won't admit it

I'm not gonna hold him to it

Its all love and no hate though

For all that, he really need to get his own Late Show

Do a monolouge and jest with the guests

Madlib switch the beat and walk him to the desk

With Danger holding down the control room

Late again returning from commercial

I told you Doom

Early, hes on BPT

Catch him on public acess free TV

And we're back on the air with Brak

So, Brak, how you're man got a show that's so wack?

Brak:What?

Have you ever thought to work with Earl Ignignat and them?

Do you got enough oxygen from this toxic phlegm?

Another sec, his neck woulda caught flames

Mouse switch the screen to some hot dames

Tonights audience received big screen video games

And fifteen seconds of fame

Pitiful aims

It's just a shame

Zoning

Competing for the same primetime slot as Conan

No, dummy, Ichigawa

Announcement free lunch any stunt who lets me plow her in the shower for a hour

The kids sposed to be sleeping

Or else join us sound like Road Runner

Beep Beep

Later this week Big Ben Klingon

After him there's no one else we could afford to bring on

Keep it ghetto

And let em know BYOB from the get go

I'd like to propose a toast

To the grossest host

Space Ho's coast to coast

That destructo ray's a played out gag

And that cape and the pantsuit, looking like a straight out...

Dag, dont mean to sound crunchy

Hit a honey from the back and crumpled up her scrunchy

A light snack hungry munchy

Felt a funny hunch and then she told me "Donkey-punch me!"

Tomorrow is Father Guido Sarducci, Father MC and Charo, coochie coochie

With her new bestseller, "Who you Call a Hoochie?"

Proud sponsor of the Snoochie Boochie Noochies

Look Leela eyeball to eyeballs

And find out how they get inside those sugarpie walls?

Our next guest, a real cutie specimen

And she's starting to get a little booty, Miss Judy Jetson

So,Judy, boxers briefs or figleaf?

As you know I wear my boxers over my big(beef)

Cue the rapper, tell him to bring what little he got

Up against Villy, he's really not diddley squat

Until they head hurt

When it come to wreck

Cruisers like them dudes are red shirts off Star Trek

He Kirk, he Spock, he McCoy

Been B-boy, since you jerks first squeezed toys

Born to be the host with the most

When its on its on

Space Ho's, coast to coast

Space Ghost: Do you think I'm just gonna hand over my show to you, Doom? Have you lost your f**king mind? Listen, I'm not gonna hand my show over to you. You know why? Because its MY SHOW. Mine. Not yours. Space Ghost. It ain't DOOM coast to coast Yeah, sure, here are the keys to the show why dont you drive for awhile. Yeah, America's craving some Doom, here you go.