Dane Cook - Someone Shit on the Coats lyrics

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Heres another way to be remembered, again,

this one is more personal,

its more for you because nobody is ever going to know that it was you...

but you will know,

and thats all that matters.

Next time you go to a party,

a great big party,

go into the room where all the coats are,

and shit on the coats...

Guaranteed at some point somebody is going to walk outta that room

and go,

SOMEONE SHIT ON THE COATS.

SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS

Thats the only thing you can say when someone shits on the coats,

Someone shit on the coats.

They might say,

I think someone shit on the coats, but you know

You just dont want to be the bearer of bad news,

I think someone may have shit on or around the coats area,

theres a smell of shit around the perimeter, the vicinity of coats.

Leading me to believe that someone has shit...

But again youre there, youre there watching it all happen,

and its your job, all youre going to do at some point,

youre going to lean in and go, What!?!

And then blend back into the crowd...

What?! I hope that it wasnt on my coat.

And then, boom, youre a phantom, you just disappear, disappear.

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Thanks to cody zombie kooken for these lyrics