Dane Cook - Legacy lyrics

rate me

There are some things I have learned in my recent past

that Im excited to share with you tonight,

and one thing I;ve realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy;

we all want to be remembered for something.

And then I was thinking going, ;How can I be remembered;

and then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases,

even if it;s one on one with people.

For example, the other day, I saw a young boy,

and he was eating an ice cream cone,

I ran up and I smashed it into his face,

I leaned in, I go, ;You remember me forever!” and I ran away.

Cause you know when he’s 50, he’s gonna be like,

“One day a man ran up to me, I did not know this man,

he smashed my treat into my eyes. And he pointed and said,

"You fuckin remember me forever."”

But I did not say fuckin, I did not say that.

He added fuckin to make the story more intense and interesting.

He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face,

cause he’s a lying 50 year old man. I did NOT say fuckin.

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