Dane Cook

Dane Cook - I'll Never Be You

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You are the one everyone wants to be

I am the one they say I'm glad that’s not me

When I go to sleep, I dream about you

When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you too.

Your life is filled with good times and cool clothes

My life stands still just watching where your life goes

God please let me live in your life for one week

This life’s all yours and it’s a tease for those like me

And it’s a tease for those like me

Sometimes I picture myself beating you up

I see myself slamming your head off the ground

And you beg and you plea and you cry constantly

I make you say that I’m the best, let me make you say you wish you were me

And then in my mind I see me banging your girl

Your cool car is now mine, and so is your popular world

All your friends, they love me and love that I hate you

I’m like a super hero, god bad ass mother trucker red white and blue

You don’t know me, but I know you

It’s a real love hate thing, I love to hate you,

Yes I do

I get so frustrated. But tell me just what can I do?

I’ll never be you, so sad and true

Ill never be you, so sad and true

I’ll never be you, so sad and true

Ill never be you, so sad and true

Ill never be you. Ill never never

Ill never be you, ill never never

Ill never be you. Ill never never

Ill never be you, ill never never

Ill never be you. Ill never never

Ill never be you, ill never never

Ill never be you. Ill never never be Y.O.U.

I will never be you, ill never never

I will never be you, ill never never

I will never be you. Ill never never

I will never be you you you you you

I wont be, I wont be

I wont be, I wont be

I will not be you

But alas, those thoughts pass

My day dream, fades to black

Boring me, hopelessly

Wishing that you’d be attacked

And spade by demented monkeys

With huge rocks, and painted green

Like a jellybean

Make a trampoline in a toxic swamp

You’re so smug, and so fake

With your laugh and your clique

I want to be you so bad, it makes me so bleeping sick

But you suck, and you stink and you’re so F’ing mean

I wanna be in your fake, smug world

We can hang out down by the coffee bean.

We can hang out down by the coffee bean.

You and me hanging down at the coffee bean

Coffee bean

Coffee bean

I’ll never be you.

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Thanks to melissa

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