Dana Carvey - Chopping Broccoli lyrics

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<b>Chopping Broccoli</b> by <i>Dana Carvey</i><br />

All comedians want to be rock stars because they are incredibly cool.

They always look like they're about to vomit.

They have the rap before the song that makes no sense. "you know ladies and

Gentleman a long time ago there were lots of people... but that was a long

Time ago."

Then they start to sing these incredibly trite lyrics., don't you feel like

A lot of balladeers it's like they're making them up as they go along. ok it's

Like anyone could make up these lyrics.

"She's as cold as ice... paradise... and the feeling... was

A-nice..."

There's a lady I know

If I didn't know her

She'd be the la-tay I didn't know.

And my lady, she went downtown

She bought some ber-ra-ccoli

She brought it ho-ome...

She's chop'in broccoli

Chop'in brocco-li

Chop'in brocco-la

Chop'in brocco-laa-aa

She's chop'in brocco-lay

Chop'in brocco-lay

She's chop-eah-un!

Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee

She's chopin broccoli

She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin

Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i

She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii

She's chop she's chop broccoli

She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee