Dan Deacon - World of Hair lyrics

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Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!

Kaiser: Yes, police commissioner?

Police Commisioner: There's a knight hiding...

Kaiser: Like a knight in shining armor?

Police Commisioner: There's a knight hiding in my room.

Kaiser: Have you seen the knight?

Police Commisioner: No, but every now and again, I hear him scraping his blade agon the floor, cackling.

Kaiser: Well, if you haven't seen him, I don't understand how you know that it's a knight.

Police Commisioner: I can hear the clinking of metal as he scurries behind desk to cabinet.

Kaiser: I think that's probably just the pipes.

Police Commisioner: It's certainly n- I found a big fanciful feather that fell out of his cap.

Kaiser: A f- I don't- knights don't have feathers.

Police Commisioner: How could you deny that?

Kaiser: I, I-

Police Commisioner: Look at this feather.

Kaiser: Ok, police commissioner-

Police Commisioner: Imagine it adorned on top of a metal helmet, riding on an armored horse.

Kaiser: He-

Police Commisioner: Hiding in my office.

Kaiser: Tonight I'll pick up some-

Police Commisioner: I know you can hear us!

Kaiser: Tonight I'll pick up some-

Police Commisioner: I know you're out there!

Kaiser: I'll get some knight traps.

*bleep*

Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!

Kaiser: Yes, police commissioner.

Police Commisioner: I put a bird in this glue... Look at it. Look how pathetic it is.

Kaiser: This is just cruel, why are we doing this, police commisioner, this is-

Police Commisioner: You have nothing to do with it. Shut up.

Kaiser: *laughs* I don't- I- can I-

Police Commisioner: Get out.

Kaiser: I- thank you.

Police Commisioner: Turn off the lights!

Kaiser: I think I'm going to report you!

Police Commisioner: Turn the lights off!

Kaiser: I think I'm definitely reporting you to someone...

Police Commisioner: Get back here.

Kaiser: What? What

Police Commisioner: Get back here.

Kaiser: What? What? Just What?

Police Commisioner: Look how pathetic it is.

Kaiser: I don't wanna look at how pathetic it is. This is horrible. What a terrible thing.

Police Commisioner: *laughs*

Kaiser: And you're just laughing. I- I am going to my own office-

Police Commisioner: No, no, come here.

Kaiser: And I'm-

Police Commisioner: Shut up! Shut up!

Kaiser: Stop telling me to shut up.

Police Commisioner: Put your hand on the table and close your eyes.

Kaiser: No I am certainly not going to do that!

Police Commisioner: Come on.

Kaiser: No! Just, gluing a bird. I'm not doing this. No way.

Police Commisioner: Look at it.

Kaiser: I don't- no. No. No! Thank you.

Police Commisioner: He'll never fly again.

Kaiser: I say good-day!

*bleep*

Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!

Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.

Police Commisioner: This coat fit me properly?

Kaiser: Yea I think you look pretty good.

Police Commisioner: I can't figure out if its- pretty- can you- come on.

Kaiser: Yea I'll help. Here we go.

Police Commisioner: Mm mm.

Kaiser: There you are.

Police Commisioner: Ah.

Kaiser: How's that?

Police Commisioner: Ah, ah.

Kaiser: Okay. Alright.

*bleep*

Police Commisioner: Kaiser I want you in my office pronto!

Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.

Police Commisioner: Holy moley I got a funny joke for you.

Kaiser: Oh a joke, I could use a funny joke.

Police Commisioner: Alright

Kaiser: What is it?

Police Commisioner: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.

Kaiser: What are you gonna do?

Police Commisioner: Just do it.

Kaiser: I don't know if this is a good idea.

Police Commisioner: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.

Kaiser: I think this is a joke on me and I don't wanna-

Police Commisioner: Trust me, trust me

Kaiser: *moans*

Police Commisioner: You're alright, you're eyes closed tight?

Kaiser: Yea.

*bang*

Kaiser: You mother fucker! Why the fuck did you do that?

Police Commisioner: *laughs* I hit your hand with this hammer.

Kaiser: Yea why the f- that's not funny. Screw you police commissioner. Listen, listen, I resign.

Police Commisioner: No way

Kaiser: I- I'm gonna write a letter of resignation right now.

Police Commisioner: You're hired.

*bleep*

Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now!

Kaiser: Yes police commissioner.

Police Commisioner: Look how big that is.

Kaiser: Yea that is big.

Police Commisioner: I can't believe how big that is.

Kaiser: That is really really big.

Police Commisioner: Wow.

Kaiser: I don't even know how they got it in here.

Police Commisioner: I don't even know what it is.

Kaiser: What are you gonna do with it.

Police Commisioner: I don't know. Maybe, um. How warm do you think it is?

Kaiser: I dunno. It looks pretty warm.

Police Commisioner: It looks pretty warm.

Kaiser: Yea.

Police Commisioner: Touch it with your- touch it with your skin.

Kaiser: What?

Police Commisioner: Touch it with your skin a little bit.

Kaiser: I- why don't you touch it with your skin?

Police Commisioner: I've- Ive been doing it for hours before you got in here. Wh- Touch it witch your skin.

Kaiser: Well what was it doing to your skin?

Police Commisioner: Nothing.

Kaiser: It was doing nothing to your skin?

Police Commisioner: Nothing at all. Touch it.

Kaiser: Are you lying to me police commissioner?

Police Commisioner: No, no

Kaiser: Why do you want me to touch it.

Police Commisioner: Touch it with your skin.

Kaiser: I don't think I'm gonna do that.

Police Commisioner: Touch it with some of your skin.

Kaiser: No listen, I gotta get to work. There's a lot of stuff that needs to be done. I'm not gonna touch that with my skin.

Police Commisioner: Bokork

Kaiser: Are you calling me chicken?

Police Commisioner: No. Call mommy.

Kaiser: Thank you.

*bleep*

Police Commisioner: Kaiser get in here right now.

Kaiser: What is it police commissioner?

Police Commisioner: My hands are turning into some sort of cream.

Kaiser: Your hands are turning into a cream?

Police Commisioner: Oh I can just tell.

Kaiser: Well did you eat anything?

Police Commisioner: When I woke up in the morning I saw huge cream.

Kaiser: Well maybe its not that your hands are turning into cream, maybe you just had some cream on your hands.

Police Commisioner: No you don't see.

Kaiser: You've used all the sea?

Police Commisioner: Yoouuu!

*long bleep*<br />

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Thanks to razvan