Daffy Duck - Daffy Duck\'s Rhapsody lyrics
rate meGreetings! <br />
My name is Daffy<br />
There's no other duck like me<br />
Because I'm so daffy<br />
And the reason I'm daffy<br />
And so gosh-derned riff-raffy<br />
And so screwy and laffy<br />
Is because those hunters won't leave me alone<br />
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Oh, why don't they hunt some other animal for a change<br />
So, that I won't have to end up on a kitchen range<br />
But no, duck hunting's all the rage and they won't let me be<br />
And I'm so full of bullets, I'm lit up like a Christmas tree<br />
There's so much I'd like to do if I just had the chance<br />
I'd like to play and romp and even sing and do a dance<br />
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I would read the latest book<br />
Go swimming in the babbling brook<br />
I'd like to fly the seven seas<br />
Play hide and seek among the trees<br />
I'd play hop scotch and double dutch<br />
And this and that and things and such<br />
I know that isn't asking much<br />
But all these things I daresn't touch<br />
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It's bang! bang! here, and bang! bang! there<br />
Bullets flying everywhere<br />
I can't stand it any longer<br />
I get weak and they get stronger<br />
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Hunters to the right of me<br />
Hunters to the left I see<br />
Over hill and over dale<br />
Bullets whizzing past my tail<br />
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There's no rest and there's no peace<br />
Won't this shooting ever cease<br />
Morning, noon, and through the night<br />
That's why I look such a fright<br />
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BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />
I'm only sixteen yards ahead<br />
BANG! BANG! BANG! <br />
They're shooting straight at me<br />
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HOO! HOO! HOO! <br />
They won't let up until I'm dead<br />
HOO! HOO! HOO! <br />
Why can't they let me be! <br />
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Why don't they hunt big wild moose<br />
Or chase a Ranger on the loose<br />
There's possums, chipmunks, caribou<br />
Or rabbits for a rabbit stew<br />
Rats and squirrels, porcupines<br />
Monkeys swinging on the vines<br />
Leopards with or without spots<br />
Wild cats with or without dots<br />
Elephants, badgers, kangaroos<br />
Lions, tigers, cows that moo<br />
Wolf and mice and praire ox<br />
Red and grey and silver fox<br />
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DAFFY! They drive me daffy! <br />
Those hunters with their great big guns<br />
They're all uncles, cousins, fathers, sons<br />
Crazy! They got me hazy<br />
With all that rootin'-flootin'-hootin'-tootin'-high-falootin' noisy shootin'<br />
Closer! They're gettin' closer<br />
With shot-guns, pistols, bows and arrows, riffles, <br />
Knives, and other deadly trifles<br />
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Scram now! While I'm still able<br />
You're nutty to think that I'm gonna<br />
End up on somebody's dinner table<br />
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Sooooo, <br />
Good-bye! <br />
So long now! <br />
Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo, <br />
Woo- hoo, woo-hoo...
