Da Vinci's Notebook - Enormous Penis lyrics

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Whenever life gets you down,

keeps you wearing a frown,

and the gravy train has left you behind...

and when you're all out of hope,

down at the end of your rope,

and nobody's there to throw you a line...

If you ever get so low

that you don't know which way to go

come on and take a walk in my shoes...

Never worry 'bout a thing

got the world on a string

Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start melting away.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance

when I glance in my pants

and the feeling's like a sunshiny day...

I take a look at my enormous penis

and everything is going my way.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and my troubles start melting away.

I take a look at my enormous penis

and the happy times are coming to stay.

Yeah I got great big amounts

in the place where it counts

and the feeling's like a sunshiny day...

I take a look at my enormous penis

and everything is going my way.

(My trouser monster)

Everything is going my way.

(My meat is murder)

Everything is going my way.

(Size doesn't matter)

Everything is going my waaay!

Yum!

Thanks to Giorgio for these lyrics

Thanks to chscoirboy and Benkachu for correcting these lyrics

Thanks to Benkachu for correcting these lyrics