D. Wreckah - Hollyhood lyrics

rate me

If Micheal Jackson's dead,

Then who's this in my bed?

Must be Janet instead

I'm not ashamed they look the same

Hey Ke$ha baby

I tried to call your cell phone

You were probably busy singing TiK ToK

And left your Nuva Ring in your mailbox (What?)

Hey Justin Bieber

You're all grown up inside your head

How are you a superstar?

Superstar's don't piss their bed (Moooom!!!!)

Hey Snookie Jersey Shore

You shouldn't need no more

You're getting' kinda fat

And no one likes a chunky whore (Oh Muy Gowd Seriously)

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic

In Hollyhood cuz everyone is plastic

Oh John Mayer

Gimme back yo hood pass

Everytime you open ya mouth

You let drama come out ain't nobody like yo ass

That may be Perez Hilton

He done gone all full tiltin'

That New Years kiss done left him pissin'

His little peepee's wiltin'

Mrs. Lohan what we gonna do

Girl you gettin' older

I think the Parent Trap was the last time you were sober

You doin' all that coke

Cuz you're career's a joke

So just go to the inside cuz yo ass goin' broke

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic

In Hollyhood everybody's plastic

Hi Lady Gaga

Your nose is all like My God!

I asked to bend you over

Seriously come over

I'd do Rihanna

I'd do Beyonce and Shakira

Hell I'd do Betty White and watch the action in the mirror

I had a moment with Taylor Swift

I was all up in it

Kanye bust in the door like "Hold up Imma let you finish"

I guess in reality I'd do every chick I could

I never realized how much I was just like Tiger Woods

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic

In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic

Now Lil' Wayne in jail

I'm all like What the hell?

I went and set his coke on fire cuz I can't make his bail

But that shit didn't work

Yo ass is locked up for a year

I got a blunt for you when I break yo ass Outta there

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic

In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic

In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic

In Hollyhood