D-Lo - No Hoe lyrics

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Intro<br />

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[I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got<br />

My (Soul! ) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe! )]<br />

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Verse 1<br />

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Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets<br />

Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct<br />

Next step's to count sheep<br />

But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep<br />

Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story<br />

Title: Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these<br />

Sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged<br />

Yeah, I know... turn the page<br />

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Verse 2<br />

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[Ha-ha huh... let's begin! ]<br />

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Book-marks the first page<br />

And reads once upon an age in a far far land<br />

Lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course<br />

From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across<br />

Just to witness Sam's crop business<br />

Boomin' like the big guy's, but get this<br />

Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams<br />

He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah)<br />

Page 2: Sam view's the sight -<br />

What goes at Bo's over his picket white<br />

Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin'<br />

Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe<br />

Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin'<br />

Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin'<br />

'Bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky<br />

The plot thickens, onto page 3... <br />

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Verse 3<br />

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Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue<br />

Once nothin... then cock-a-doodle-doo<br />

All three knew this tool more than well<br />

Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells<br />

Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop<br />

Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop<br />

Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye<br />

For something here is not quite cipher<br />

"E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo<br />

"Left on my lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe?<br />

O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds<br />

Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds?<br />

Plus make true my foremost desire<br />

To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?"<br />

By, uh, 100% life gets hard<br />

When one hoe goes from one's garden<br />

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Verse 4<br />

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Page 4: Little Bo weeped<br />

Cleared tears from eyes then Little Bo peeped<br />

Through a hole in Sam's six foot fence<br />

Where Sam was seen plantin' tall and short pea plants<br />

Hence the moral of the fable:<br />

Always keep a boring book on your night table<br />

A Tom is not able<br />

But when you grow up to be a farmer keep an eye on your yard<br />

Cuz with no hoe it's hard</