D-a-d - 10 Knots lyrics

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<b>10 Knots</b> by <i>D-a-d</i><br />

My kitchen floor started cracking

And out jumped a man

Big, red and horny

I was shaking the devils hand

You've got a hell of a reputation

That's the name of my game

Been digging all night

'Cause I heard your name

Got a mean main reason have no fear

But first we'll plays some poker

And have a warm beer

Let's play a little poker

And have a nize hot beer

I will smash your windows burn your mail

I tied ten knots on the devils tail

I can eat a horse even chew nail

I tied ten knots on the devils tail

D.A.D. wouldn't cross his trail

'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail

He's the toughest man and he can't fail

But I tied ten knots on the devils taaaaiiiiil

I sat down to the table

With the man that I once feared

He was drinking, humming, drinking

And scratching his beard

So we drank for about a fortnight

It seemed like some stupid test

Still I was sitting upright

Doing the things that I do best

But the poor devil looked mess

I will smash your windows...

Though he was red

He seemed kind of pale

Then I tied ten knots

On the devils tail

I dumped him in his hole

Heard the echoes of the scream

Hey boyscout from below

Now tell me who's mean!

I won't smash your windows...

I'm so rough I spent summer in jail

'Cause I tied ten knots on the devils tail

I'm so mean I could out-fart a gale

But I tied ten knots on the devils tail