CYNDI LAUPER - Lactose Intolerant lyrics

rate me

(to the tune of Time after Time)

I lack the enzymes

To properly digest lactose

I can't drink cow's milk

I can't drink milk from a goat

Yogurt, cottage cheese

Make me throw up

Please no cream in my cup

(x2)

My stomach is swelling

I am lactose --- intolerant

My throat is constricting

I am lactose --- intolerant