Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer lyrics

rate me

ey there poser

You look pretty stupid to me

Hey there poser

I'm broke and it's half past three

Hey there poser

Creeping towards the door

Hey there poser

I wish you were a beer!

[CHORUS:]

I wish you were a beer (x4)

Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!

I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey there poser

You look pretty stupid to me

Hey there poser

All dressed like a wanna-be

Hey there poser

Creeping towards the door

Hey there poser

I wish you were a beer!

[CHORUS:]

I need a machete just to get to your face.

I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)

Hey dude...

(giggle) Are you in a band?

Ya look good!

Hey, fuggedaboudit!

I wish you were a beer!