Curtains movie - What Kind of Man? lyrics
rate me<br>
Georgia:<br>
Oh my God!<br>
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Aaron:<br>
Holy mother in heaven!<br>
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Carmen:<br>
Holy shit!<br>
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Oscar:<br>
What? The reviews aren’t good? What don’t they like?<br>
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Georgia:<br>
That we put on a show!<br>
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Aaron:<br>
The Boston Globe says, “If you loved Oklahoma, stay there as long as “Robbin’ Hood” is running in Boston!”<br>
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Carmen:<br>
Critics! Who’d make a living out of killing other people’s dreams? I mean<br>
(sung)<br>
What kind of man would take a job like that<br>
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Oscar:<br>
What kind of slob would take a job like that<br>
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Carmen and Oscar: <br>
Who could be mean enough<br>
Base and obscene enough<br>
To take a job like that<br>
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Georgia (spoken):<br>
Wait a minute! Here’s something in the Herald that might be good! “Formerly married composer and lyricist Aaron Fox and<br>
Georgia Hendricks have provided film star Jessica Cranshaw with a star vehicle .. that ought to be driven off a cliff.”<br>
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Aaron (sung):<br>
What kind of mom would raise her boy like that<br>
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Georgia:<br>
Who’d want her baby to destroy like that<br>
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All:<br>
Who could be jerk enough<br>
Hard up for work enough<br>
To want a job like that<br>
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Ohhhhhhhhhh what kind of low down dirty bum<br>
Ohhhhhhhhhh what kind of swine-ish scurvy scum <br>
Loathsome as they come, I wonder<br>
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Oscar:<br>
What kind of man would want a job like that<br>
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Carmen:<br>
What kind of putz would squeeze your nuts like that<br>
Who could be prick enough<br>
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All:<br>
Mentally sick enough<br>
Who’d want to grow to be <br>
Everyone’s enemy<br>
Critics are hated and<br>
So excoriated tell me<br>
What kind of man<br>
Would want a job like …<br>
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Oscar (spoken):<br>
Hey, hey, hey, get a load of this—the Cambridge Patriot says, “Considering the talent and experience of the veterans<br>
involved, ‘Robbin’ Hood’ is sure to be a huge Broadway … smash.”<br>
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All:<br>
What kind of genius has a mind like that<br>
So perspicacious, wise and kind like that<br>
Far from his mother’s knee<br>
She must be thrilled to see<br>
How he grew up to be<br>
Such brilliant company<br>
Refined and reflective<br>
We’re completely objective<br>
But it mists up your heart <br>
To meet a man like that!<br>
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[Thanks to Twoey for lyrics]<br>
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