Curtains movie - The Woman's Dead lyrics
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Carmen (spoken):<br>
Jessica Cranshaw will never be better than she was this evening.<br>
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Bobby:<br>
But she was horrible. <br>
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Carmen:<br>
I know. But she’ll never better. She’s dead. That was the hospital on the phone. In terms of future performances, Jessica<br>
Cranshaw now has a conflict.<br>
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Georgia:<br>
Chris, do you want to say something to the company about Jessica?<br>
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Chris:<br>
Shall we all observe a moment of silence … to match the audience’s response to Jessica’s first number?<br>
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Aaron:<br>
Chris!<br>
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Chris:<br>
Oh, all right. Jessica was part of our company and now we part company. I’m sure we shall all remember her in our thoughts<br>
and in our resumes. And now as thespians, I know you’d like to express your sorrow, both as a tribute and as an acting<br>
exercise. Sasha—F Sharp minor.<br>
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All (sung):<br>
Ooh, ooh, ooh<br>
<br>
Carmen:<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
<br>
Aaron: <br>
Go tell her fans to change their plans<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
<br>
Nikki:<br>
Would someone care<br>
To say a prayer?<br>
<br>
Aaron:<br>
Who might that be?<br>
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Chris: <br>
Don’t look at me<br>
Carmen, Aaron, and Chris:<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
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All:<br>
Ooh, ooh, ooh<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
She’s dead and gone<br>
<br>
Bobby:<br>
She’s flown the coop<br>
And now our troupe is minus one<br>
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Nikki:<br>
She sang each word<br>
The angels heard<br>
They closed her mouth and shipped her south<br>
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Bobby and Nikki:<br>
The woman’s done<br>
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All:<br>
Ooh, ooh, ooh<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
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Bambi:<br>
She was a bitch <br>
<br>
Chris:<br>
And under pitch<br>
<br>
Bambi:<br>
And now she’s dead<br>
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All:<br>
Our star is dead<br>
<br>
Aaron:<br>
She had no voice<br>
<br>
Oscar:<br>
She had no wits<br>
<br>
Carmen:<br>
She had no brains<br>
She just had tits<br>
Aaron and Carmen:<br>
And now she’s dead<br>
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All:<br>
The woman’s dead <br>
The woman’s dead<br>
<br>
Johnny:<br>
She’s taking ten<br>
’Til God knows when<br>
The woman’s dead<br>
<br>
Men:<br>
The skies are blue<br>
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Nikki:<br>
Her lips are too<br>
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All:<br>
Can’t blow her nose<br>
Can’t shake her head<br>
See for yourself<br>
It’s like I said<br>
The woman’s definitely<br>
Positively …<br>
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Cioffi (spoken):<br>
Excuse me, I’m Lt. Frank Cioffi of the greater Boston Police. I’m assigned to the homicide division and, oh, it’s an honor<br>
to be standing on the same stage with each and every one of you!<br>
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All (sung):<br>
Dead! Dead! Dead!<br>
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[Thanks to Twoey for lyrics]<br>
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