CURRENCY - Paternity Test lyrics

rate me

One day I was chillin in the crib

Rocking the ps3

Until the telephone rang

Disrupting my game

Now I reaching for the phone

Wondering who it could be

Look at the caller id

Never seen this number before

But I answered the bitch anyways

Hello

The man on the other end said good even

Is this with the franklin with whom I'm speakin

And I said yes indeed it is

Now pardon my french who the fuck is this

My name is bryce and excuse me bro

But I'm calling on behalf of the maury show

See julie jessing gave birth too a daughter

And submitted your name as the definate father

We think paternity tests are in order

If you want bro we'll fly you out tomorrow

And I said yes I'll hop in that jet

To come out there and prove my point

Cause if you know me you know no poking

Unless I got a magnum on my joint

Now I'm having sex flashback

Indestruct

I remember that night when the condom bust

Time past since then and it been about 12 months

How many months is the child

Three?

FUCK

That sound but right

First I thought that I wasn't but now I think I might

Be raising a little girl

Butterflies on the flight

Spitta welcome too the real world

Tire screechin

Plane is landing

Trying not to think about what's happenin

Checked into my hotel room

And lit a fat one

Watching cartoons but a nigga wasn't laughin

Cause my mind is elsewhere

Front desk called said the limos downstairs

Too bring me too the set where there tapin the show

Now I'm in the green room pacin the floor'

When they call me out to the stage

The woman in the crowd all look at me with hate

The men look at me with expressions that say

Damn young star hope it all go your way

Htye put pictures of me and the baby

Side by side

The crowd sighed when they

Saw how much we look alike

Even maury said we had the same eyes

Funny how one night can rearrange a whole life

Took a commercial break

And came back

An assistant dropped a folder in his lap

He pulls out a envelop and holds it up

Says these are the results

And then the crowd hushed

Suspense was building in the buildin

I hope my parents is ready for grand children

Cause I just might have one to give them

Cause if it's my baby I'm going to man up

Pilgrim

The test results are unfolded

He lowers his brow

As he looks over

Looks up grinnin

And says relax pimpin

The bitch lyin that ain't you

(BABY)

(That is not my B-A-B-Y

Not my B-A-B-Y)

Shawty you can take it too maury I'm not claiming a

BABY BABY