Cuddly Shark - Body Mass Index lyrics

rate me

I walk around

Trying to impress the ladies

Once in a while

I don't seem so creepy

Don't get me wrong

I can be pretty funny

When I get in

It goes from grey to sunny

She says I'm handsome

But I'm not her type

I say why?

F.Y.I.

Its your BMI

Bye Bye

Why Why Why???

I'm only fourteen stone

And six foot three

She says i'm attractive

In the wrong direction

I walk around

Full of pigs and then a girl

Once in a while

Won't take no for an answer

But I'll persevere

Dance tonight around you

Tryin' to grind

My hand is up against you

She says I'm handsome

But I'm not her type

I say why?

F.Y.I.

Its your BMI

Bye Bye

Why why why???

I'm only fourteen stone

And six foot three

Says i'm attractive

In the wrong direction

What does that mean?

I'm on the road to ugly

What can I do

I just want you to like me

She says I'm handsome

But I'm not her type

I say why

F.Y.I

Its your BMI

Bye bye

Why why why???

I'm only fourteen stone

And six foot three

She says i'm attractive

In the wrong

Di-RECTION!!!!

Thanks to Noah for correcting these lyrics