Crestopher Dumapias - Axel And The Dog's The Night Before Christmas lyrics

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Was the night before Chris'moose<br />

When all through the place I was stayin' at<br />

There wasn't nobody makin' no noises, not even some mouses<br />

Except my brooder-in-law, and he is a rat! <br />

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The stockings was hung by the schimney kinda careful-like<br />

Because the fella wid dose red knickers was s'posed to get dere! <br />

The monsters was tucked all snug in their beds<br />

While wisions of sugar plums dance in their heads.<br />

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Mama in her curlers and me in my nightshirt<br />

Had just washed our feet for a long winter's nap.<br />

When out on the grass dere rose a heck of a noise<br />

I yumped outta my bed to see if it was the boys! <br />

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Over to the window I flew like a flash<br />

(I coulda made it faster but I was fulla mama's hash).<br />

The moon was shining on the new snow what had just come down<br />

And it was shining kinda like it wasn't night<br />

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When what to my wondering eyes should appear<br />

But a teensy-weensy sleigh and eight teensy-weensy reinhorses! <br />

There was a tiny little driver, so sudden and quick<br />

I could tell right away in my goosepimples - it was yolly Saint Nick.<br />

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More faster dan eagles, his horses they came<br />

And he whistled and hollered and called 'em all names:<br />

Now Hasher, now Trasher, now Victor, now Prancin'! <br />

On, Tackhead! On, Stupid! Onnnnn, 'Sisconsin! <br />

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To da top of da porch, to da top of da wall<br />

Now dash away, dash away! <br />

Would you reinhorses please get da heck up on da wall, <br />

If you don't mind please? <br />

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Then in two shakes of a wildcat's tail<br />

I heerd those aminals monkeyin' around wid their hoofs<br />

As I sucked in my head and tripped over the pewsycat<br />

Down the schimney come Santa Claus - flat on his back.<br />

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He was a fat old fella, right yolly old elf<br />

And I laughed when I seen him - I couldn't help it.<br />

A vink of his eye and a tvist of his neck<br />

Soon give me to know I deent have nothin' to worry about.<br />

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What was left of his pipe he held in his toot'<br />

And his smoke wrap'd around his head like a hoop<br />

He was quite broad in places, and he had a round little belly<br />

That shook when he giggle like a bowlful of yelly.<br />

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His eyes they was glassy, his suit was the berries<br />

His scheeks was like roses and his nose like a scherry<br />

His droll little mouth was drawed up like a bow<br />

And da beard on his schin dragged clean down in da snow.<br />

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He deent say nothin' but went straight to his werk<br />

And filled up the hosiery and turned wid a squirt<br />

And pewtin' his fingers alongside of his nose<br />

He says, "Have a good time, schildren!"<br />

And up the shimney he goes - psssshhht! <br />

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He yumped in his sleigh and to his team gave a vhistle<br />

They yumped up and ran like they sat on a tistle! <br />

I heard him say as he scrammed outta dere<br />

"A Merry Christmas to all, and to all Good Night!"