Creighton Doane - True Love Story lyrics

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(Doane) He's like a pornstar in a pop song With a melody everybody can sing along She wants a rockstar in her right hand So she can give a wave to all the rock fans They need each other like Richie needs Jovi They need each other like Jon and Ponch This is a true love story about a boy and a girl They took a love boat cruise around the world And the people stopped to stare At his big banana and her lovely pear What a lovely pair He's like a party without a guest list, She's just a Barbie with a big ol' plastic chest They live in Malibu they drive a corvette, He wants a threesome but they haven't had one yet They love each other like Joni loves Chachi They love each other like Sonny and Cher You may not remember when you arrived in ga ga land But if you want to leave just snatch the pabble from my hand They love each other like Steve loved Jamie They need each other like Aliens & Sasquatch