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Creature Feature - Such Horrible Things Lyrics

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Sit Back Now

Let Me Tell You A Tale

Where Justice Does Not Prevail

About An Ill-Fated Life

So Very Full Of Strife

Where Two Wrongs Do Not Make A Right

So

When I Was Born

I Did Surely Scorn

My Proud Parent's Name

Then Their Lives Went Down The Drain

Drove Them Insane

My Birth Was A Curse

I Bit The Nurse

Oh, But I Love The Worst

I Deserve To Be Slowly Submersed

Dried Out Then Laid In A Hearse

When I Was Two

I Poured Super Glue

Into My Fathers Hair

As He Sat Unaware

In His Arm Chair

Much To His Dismay

Had To Cut It All Away

Oh, But It Felt Great

I Deserve To Be Cut And Filleted

Then Tossed About In Disarray

Until The Pieces Melt Away

I Am Not A Bad Man

Even Though I Do Bad Things

Very Bad Things

Such Horrible Things

But It's Not Quite What It Seems

Not Quite What He Seems

Not Quite What I Seem

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Four

I'd Wait By The Door

With A Knife In My Hand

And A Most Devious Plan

It Would Be Quite Grand

As The Mail Fell Through The Slot

The Sharp Edge He Got

Oh, But I Love The Thought

I Deserve To Be Tied In A Knot

Broken Bones And Blood Clots

When I Was Six

I Used To Trick

The Next Door Neighbors Son

In The Woods We Would Run

Time For Fun

Hide N Seek Has A Cost

He Would Be Forever Lost

Oh, But I Love To Scoff

I Deserve To Have My Head Lopped Off

Hidden And Covered In Moss

Until This Memory's Forgot

I Am Not A Bad Man

Even Though I Do Bad Things

Very Bad Things

Such Horrible Things

But It's Not Quite What It Seems

Not Quite What He Seems

Not Quite What I Seem

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Eight

I Used To Hate

The Color Of My House

So As Quiet As A Mouse

I Burned It Down

To The Ground

When No One Was Around

Oh, But I Love The Sound

I Deserve To Be Quickly Put Down

Rotting Six-Feet Underground

When I Was Ten

I Used To Pretend

To Drown In The Sea

Till They'd Come To Rescue Me

Then Preceed

To Laugh In Their Face

Such A Disgrace

Oh, But I Love The Taste

I Deserve To Have My Brains Displaced

All Over The Fireplace

Until This Life Has Been Erased

I Am Not A Bad Man

Even Though I Do Bad Things

Very Bad Things

Such Horrible Things

But It's Not Quite What It Seems

*Not Quite What He Seems*

Not Quite What I Seem

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Twelve

I Used To Delve

Into Evil Schemes

Just To Elicit Screams

Boost My Self Esteem

Pushed My Sister Down A Well

She Just Fell

Oh, But I Love To Dwell

I Deserve To Roast Deep Down In Hell

Where No One Can Hear Me Yell

When I Was Fourteen

Nothing Much Happened

Well

There Was That One Time

I Am Not A Bad Man

Even Though I Do Bad Things

Very Bad Things

Such Horrible Things

But It's Not Quite What It Seems

Not Quite What He Seems

Not Quite What I Seem

Ah, Hell

It's Exactly What It Seems

When I Was Sixteen

Life Was Frightening

My Brother Was Quite Dull

So With Laughter In My Skull

Pushed Him In A Hole

Then Buried Him Alive

He Barely Survived

Oh, But I Love The Cries

I Deserve To Be Battered And Fried

In An Electric Chair That's Set On High

Now That I'm Eighteen

I Still Hate Things

From This Padded Cell I Call My Home

No Friends, No Phone

No Life To Call My Own

Here I Will Lie

Until The Very Day I Die

Until My Blood Begins To Dry

And I Return To The Darkness From Whence I Came

So

I Am Not A Bad Man

Even Though I Do Bad Things

Very Bad Things

Such Horrible Things

But It's Not Quite What It Seems

Not Quite What I Seem

Ah, Hell

I'm Exactly What I Seem

Thanks to yu3y for these lyrics

Thanks to Jesse626 for these lyrics

Thanks to Thax for correcting these lyrics

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15 Comments found

Anonymous
Thursday 11th of July 2013 00:29
Good thing that I sing it*
Anonymous
Thursday 11th of July 2013 00:29
This song is really catchy...And I keep singing it... Is it a bad thing or a good thing I sing it?
Anonymous
Saturday 6th of July 2013 05:57
I swear if Jeff the Killer had a theme song... this would be it.
Anonymous
Wednesday 24th of April 2013 05:31
greatest song ever in my book
Anonymous
Wednesday 17th of April 2013 20:30
I love this song so much.
Anonymous
Thursday 4th of April 2013 03:35
Epic song!
Anonymous
Wednesday 6th of March 2013 15:24
THIS SONG IS GORGEOUS. This guy just needs a hug.
Anonymous
Friday 22nd of February 2013 19:37
wow this is a crazy song its catchy though
Anonymous
Sunday 2nd of December 2012 05:17
I love this song SO MUCH!! AND THE PERSON IN IT, TOO, FOR SOME TWISTED REASON!!! xD
Anonymous
Monday 15th of October 2012 03:07
i always think of jack skellington for some reason when i hear this song....
Anonymous
Tuesday 9th of October 2012 03:04
Creepy... But catchy
Anonymous
Saturday 6th of October 2012 00:50
amazing instrumentals and catchy lyrics AH HELL its amazing ;)
Anonymous
Saturday 6th of October 2012 00:50
amazing instrumentals and catchy lyrics AH HELL its amazing ;)
Anonymous
Wednesday 25th of April 2012 17:45
I'm not a bad man i just do bad things Very bad things Such Horrible things But it's not quite what it seems (not quite what he seems) Not quite what i seem... AH HELL IT'S EXACTLY AS IT SEEMS!
crazy_cube
Tuesday 6th of March 2012 09:55
this song makes me think of The Nightmare before Xmas...this is my lullaby 8->