Crash Test Dummies - There Are Many Dangers lyrics

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If your toast gets stuck in the toaster

Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out

I did and I got caught in the current

Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

There are many dangers

They could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything

When it's very, very cold out

Do not put your tongue on cold metal things

For example, stop signs

I did and they had to pull some skin off

And then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

There are many dangers

They could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything

When they'd taken out my tonsils

I brought them home

Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room

Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils

I've got lots of things to think about at night

There are many dangers

Could be in a toaster or a common thing

You must keep a lookout

Remember all the rules they have for everything