Cooper - new age crap lyrics

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<b>new age crap</b> by <i>Cooper</i><br />Escorted by a gust of ‘Orinoco Flow’

The smell of incense burning

As we take a bow

You asked me to come along

Don’t wanna go

Listening to a chick in a blue dressing gown

Is not my cup of tea

It will just make me frown

I sure made up my mind

Don’t wanna go

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

Don’t wanna watch this crap no more

Everyone gets blessings from a beardy guy

The chick turns out a man

Who says he’s gonna fly

I whish I had a gun

Didn’t wanna go

As soon as I wake up the blood is everywhere

My neighbour had a gun

He did what I didn’t dare

He sure made up his mind

I say lets go

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

Don’t wanna watch this crap no more

A man comes forward as he screams

An act of God

That’s what it seems. I see an earplug and a wire in his neck

Quivering women on the ground

Looks like they’re coming

But, as usual, they’re faking and their husbands don’t know shit

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

‘You’re gonna like this I’m sure’

Don’t wanna watch this crap no more