COOLIO - Ghetto Cartoon lyrics

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Ghetto Cartoon

Once upon a time in a land called fuck

Lived a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck

Mickey Mouse wore a rag, pants in a sag

Neighborhood kingpin, but his brother was a fag

Donald had beef, so Mickey couldn't sleep

They was hootin for a while, and it was gettin kinda deep

Bugs Bunny had the props on the Eastside spots

Known to hit a five from a mile with a glock

Goofy was Mickey Mouse righthand man

One day he smoked a stick, and came up with a plan

Called Pixie and Dixie, two killers from Chicago

And gave em 5K, to eliminate Donald

But what they didn't know, is Donald was a G

Had big time respect, from the West to the East

Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the funk

First chapter in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Huey and Duey and Louie with a uzi

Shot down Mickey Mouse main ho Minnie

Everybody know Minnie got shot down

And the cop on the case was Huckleberry Hound

Huckleberry had a Deputy, by the name of Dog

Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the Frog

But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't testify

Pixie and Dixie just did a driveby

On Donald Duck, but they shot and they missed

And now Bugs Bunny is gettin kind of pissed

Cause the shot that they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-

Fudd sellin bud on the motherfuckin corner

The future's lookin shitty in fuck city

So they called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy

Niggas on the street, know that's how it goes

Scene two in the funky cartoon from the ghetto

Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is dead

Quick Draw McGraw took two to the head

Huey and Duey and Louie got caught

And now they in the county, ready to sell out

Pixie and Dixie's on the run from the mob

Cause they tried to kill Donald and they didn't do the job

Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin drunk

pulled a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump

Donald got the word that his nephews was snitchin

So Tom and Jerry stuck em on they way to the kitchen

Goofy was a punk and everybody knew

Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted drinkin brew

In the alley out back, in the corner in the dark

But they both got smoked by Jabberjaw the Shark

Donald Duck got the whole damn city sewed up

In a ghetto cartoon in a land called fuck