Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed<br />
Similar events in cities across America<br />
Events which bore a striking resemblance<br />
To the ones you have just seen, began occurring<br />
<br />
Oh, subsequent to the events you have just witnessed<br />
Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California<br />
Made the acquaintance of a new breed of fly trap<br />
And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood<br />
<br />
Thus the plants worked their terrible will<br />
Finding jerks who would feed them their fill<br />
And the plants proceeded to grow<br />
And grow and grow<br />
<br />
And began what they came here to do<br />
Which was essentially to<br />
Eat Cleveland and Des Moines and Peoria<br />
And New York and this theater<br />
<br />
They may offer you fortune and fame<br />
Love and money and instant acclaim<br />
But whatever they offer you<br />
Don't feed the plants<br />
<br />
They may offer you lots of cheap thrills<br />
Fancy condos in Beverly Hills<br />
But whatever they offer you<br />
Don't feed the plants<br />
<br />
Look out, here comes Audrey Two<br />
Look out, here I come for you<br />
(Here I come for you, here I come for you, here I come for you)<br />
<br />
Hold your hat and hang on to your soul<br />
Something's coming to eat the world whole<br />
If we fight it<br />
We've still got a chance<br />
<br />
But whatever they offer you<br />
Though they're slopping the trough for you<br />
Please, whatever they offer you<br />
Don't feed the plants<br />
<br />
We'll have tomorrow<br />
Don't feed the plants