COMPANY movie - You Could Drive a Person Crazy lyrics

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Song by Susan Browning<br /><br>

APRIL, KATHY, MARTA:<br>

Doo-doo-doo-doo!<br>

Doo-doo-doo-doo!<br>

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!<br>

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You could drive a person crazy,<br>

You could drive a person mad.<br>

First you make a person hazy<br>

So a person could be had,<br>

Then you leave a person dangling sadly<br>

Outside your door,<br>

Which could only make a person gladly<br>

Want you even more.<br>

I could understand a person<br>

If it's not a person's bag.<br>

I could understand a person<br>

If a person was a fag.<br>

But worse 'n that,<br>

A person that<br>

Titillates a person and then leaves her flat<br>

Is crazy,<br>

He's a troubled person,<br>

He's a truly crazy person himself.<br>

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KATHY:<br>

When a person's personality is personable,<br>

He should not sit like a lump.<br>

It's harder than a matador coercin' a bull<br>

To try to get you off of your rump.<br>

So single and attentive and attractive a man<br>

Is everything a person could wish,<br>

But turning off a person is the act of a man<br>

Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish.<br>

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APRIL, KATHY, MARTA:<br>

Knock-knock! Is anybody there?<br>

Knock-knock! It really isn't fair.<br>

Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms.<br>

Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms.<br>

All that sweet affection!<br>

What is wrong?<br>

Where's the loose connection?<br>

How long, O Lord, how long?<br>

Bobby-baby-Bobby-bubbi-Bobby,<br>

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You could drive a person buggy,<br>

You could blow a person's cool.<br>

Like you make a person feel all huggy<br>

While you make her feel a fool.<br>

When a person says that you upset her,<br>

That's when you're good.<br>

You impersonate a person better<br>

Than a zombie should.<br>

I could understand a person<br>

If he wasn't good in bed.<br>

I could understand a person<br>

If he actually was dead.<br>

Exclusive you!<br>

Elusive you!<br>

Will any person ever get the juice of you?<br>

You're crazy,<br>

You're a lovely person,<br>

You're a moving, <br>

Deeply malajusted,<br>

Never to be trusted,<br>

Crazy person yourself.<br>

Bobby is my hobby and I'm givin' it up!<br>

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