Colma The Musical movie - Could We Get Any Older? lyrics

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Could we get any older?<br>

Our youth is just slipping away<br>

We’re trying real hard to act the part<br>

I’m sure that we’ll be cool someday<br>

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This one looks like he still lives <br>

at home with Mom<br>

And this one took his best friend <br>

as a date to the prom<br>

And this one smells like feet <br>

And really likes to eat<br>

How could you not love this guy? [Rodel…]<br>

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Could we get any older? [Get any older?]<br>

I think that we can die right now<br>

Underneath the cool façade, <br>

We’re still real odd<br>

We’re major fucking dorks and how<br>

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This one looks like she needs <br>

To wear a push-up bra<br>

And this one goes to the <br>

Renaissance Faire, “Huzzah!”<br>

You got all the Buffy episodes on DVD<br>

Because you wish you looked <br>

As skinny as her<br>

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Could we get any older? [I don’t think so!]<br>

You’re clinging on to your youth<br>

You act real cool like you never ditched school<br>

But everybody knows the truth<br>

You throw parties every week <br>

Just to pass the time<br>

And then everybody leaves for you<br>

To clean up the grime<br>

And then you’re stuck at home all alone<br>

Wishin’ you could find a man<br>

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Could you get any lamer?<br>

I’m sorry if I’m sounding blunt<br>

But if you can’t hang <br>

With what I just sang<br>

You can shove it up your cuuuuuuuuuunt!<br>

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