College Humor - Honest Graduation Song lyrics

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When we graduated high school we were close as could be

Said I'll come visit you and you come visit me

I keep telling my friends 'bout you

And all the crazy high school things that we used to do

When I looked at a map the stores kinda far

I'd love to go visit but I don't have a car

If I, got worried about the plans we didn't make

We'd both be toasting hard over thanksgiving break

Cause if we have theft we'd break the at bar

Even after two AIMs I don't respond and I

Can't help it that we rarely speak

Busy scheldule man I can't talk this week

And it was me and you, but now my roommate too

His name's Jim and he really got it made

He is really lucky that he's in a band

We've got inside jokes that you won't understand

But dude we're friends for real

As we go on

I remember

That one thing we

Did together

College gave me

A different outlook

We'll always be

Friends on facebook

So first week on Saturday, I was home again for summer

I saw you at Starbucks, you were being quite a bummer

You were lying 'bout how we never chilled all year

And trying to get me to come out for a beer

You're a little bit funny but you're blind to see

That we're too far different people than we used to be

So I still write happy B Day on your wall

And be nice to your mom when I see her at the mall

But please don't ever call

Dude I moved on

Please don't 'get this

I've got new friends

And you're not missed

Now I'm leaving

Take a good look

You won't see me

'Cept on Facebook

And we're sitting at a funeral few years from now

Some guy we knew died and we're both back in town

I'd run over and I'd say hello

Heard you got married, how did it go?

Things are tough, lost my job in L.A

My life is somewhere between bad and ok

I heard, I heard you two worked really well

Now I'm the one who's looking for help

Dude I'm sorry

I was dissent

But I never

Met to dismiss

Our friendship

Our spirit

We can still be

Friends on Linked In

Dude I'm sorry

I was dissent

But I never

Met to dismiss

Our friendship

Our spirit

We can still be

Friends on Linked In

Thanks to Long for correcting these lyrics