College Humor - Galactic Empire State of Mind lyrics
rate meYeah no longer anakin formerly a Skywalker
Son’s next rebel hero but I’ll be sith forever
I’m the newest Dark lord
And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere
Used to run with Obi Wan
We were both best buds foreva but after three movies
Now I’ve got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos
in a moon-like station to Leia’s home nation
Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows
Vader ain’t one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease
All that’s left is this guy
Chasing him in my Tie
I won’t deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I’ll be back definitely
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia
Death star plans in R2
Shoot the exhaust port
Kenobi may now be see-through
But the force is within Luke
Let’s hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I’d find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth
AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot
Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett
8 million asteroids, where’d your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite’s ok
If freezin’s safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando ain’t no pardon
Kid blew up my boys rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo
No way the emperor’s safe, cause…
In Star Wars now Han Solo’s a coffee table
There’s nothing Luke can do
He’s on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through
Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back
Lightsabers grinding palpatine’s smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this
The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don’t fight your destiny wasn’t a great dad, true
Absent all the while no happy times behind us, and plus
now I’m killin’ you
Keep fencing mister, ’cause now I sense a sister
You don’t go bad, maybe I’ll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out
You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout
Watch out kid, he’s got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no
daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right
Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can’t wear it again
Do it, I’ll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin
In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star’s generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime’s gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire’s through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned<br />
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Thanks to Razvan
