Clutch - Sleestak Lightning lyrics

rate me

I send pictures through the mail <br />Well documented and very detailed <br />To politicians and big celebrities, <br />But none of them are believing in me <br />And I await their response <br />Some send none, most send cops <br />But man it’s a dire situation <br />And I will risk the public humiliation <br /> <br />Sleestak lightning on my trail <br />It’s a dire situation, they are on my trail <br /> <br />West Virginia has its Moth Man, <br />Pan handlers’ got their Skunk Ape. <br />But I have a tazer and night vision goggles, <br />Costco rolls of black duct tape. <br />It’s got red eyes, it’s got razor claws, <br />It’s got green skin, no it ain’t a meth-head. <br />And after studying its behavior, objectively and critically, <br />I believe I have a reliable method.<br /><br />