Clutch - Careful With That Mic... lyrics

rate me

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So tell me

When you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you

guess?

You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack up your soundscan,

what's the matter with you?

How come you rhyme monosyllabically, is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?

Your style's like garbage cans, meant to be taken out on a weekly basis

Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation

You look like Snuffalupagous and australopithecus, me, cray, you, abacus

But enough about you, let's talk about me and how single-handedly I redefined the

science of radio astronomy

Making Noble Prize winners question their notions of reality

Oh but I digress, you play Sorry and I play chess

Queen's pawn to E3, checkmate

go get some percasets

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Careful with that mic Weezie

Do you really think it's that easy?

Mmm, this is really good ice cream, you want some of it?

Oh my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant

Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away

The only friends you keep are those you pay

Always on the ready for the whack snack attack I carry sandwiches around in a

straight-edge style Jansport backpack

Got the gadget Q gave Bond, control your mind, make you jump in a pond

Quack quack, flap your arms leave you confused but completely unharmed

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Careful with that mic Weezie

Do you really think it's that easy?

Do you really think it's true?

That up above they can't hear you

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Now look here

Both you and I know the past ten years have been rather intense

I'm ashamed to admit that I've been fooled by the seductions of violence

People walkin around with ugly auras and at times I'm even tempted to seek the advice of

Dr. Laura

But I ignore her

And I take a deep breath and count to ten

Ain't gonna let it get under my skin

Take a deep breath and count to ten

Think of all the nice places that I have been

Like back when I was waging peace against the visigoths I was tutored in the ancient

mysteries by a wisened philosoph

Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time, and wait for the one to come and get it done,

to finish the rhyme

Uh ha ha

Careful with that mic Weezie

Do you really think it's that easy?

Do you really think it's true?

That up above they can't hear you

Uh ha ha, ha ha

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm

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Mmm hmm

Uh ha ha, ha ha

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm

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