Clem Snide - Tiny European Cars lyrics

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Tiny European cars

Are dropping from the sky

They're wonderfully efficient

Engines fueled by Spanish wine

Maybe just a sip

To help us get a grip

Did you know Isaac Newton

Was a virgin when he died

A hundred thousand naked woman

Running on the beach

In such a state of wild abandon

They ignore my speech

About the evert flow

A dangerous undertow

And how there is a hole so deep

It swallows up the sun

Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me

Must be a perfume factory

Just one of many ancient travesties

We're all descendants of the pharisees

Tiny European cars

Are bouncing off my shins

If you've never seen a bull fight

Guess who always wins

To grab it by the horns

Its life like censored porn

Did you know they sing

Ring-Around the Rosie when you die<br />

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Thanks to razvan