Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans lyrics

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Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim McGraw (J. Foster/M. Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (ASCAP/BMI)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI). Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee

Last Friday evenin'

I went to dry heavin'

Bent over double in pain

From out of my mouth

And right on a new Lexus

A hell of a load I sure swang

On my knees I was throwin'

The owner was goin'

Inside to pay for his gasoline

I'm in a mess at the Texaco

Barfin' up refried beans

CHORUS I

I'm down at the Texaco

Sick as a dog

My stomach's churnin'

My tail end is raw

I swear it's the last time

I'll eat another taco supreme

I'm in a mess at the Texaco

Barfin' up refried beans

No this picture ain't purdy

I ate number 30

And drank too much Mexican beer

Four shots of tequila

Don't mix with fajitas

I'm prayin' a bathroom is near

I OD'd on tamales and green guacamole

Lord I hope that the toilet is clean

I'm in a mess barfin' up refried beans

CHORUS II

I'm down at the Texaco

Smell like a hog

Knee deep in poo poo

The commode was clogged

Who used it the last time

Ooo boy did it stink

(Shoo-ee)

At the Texaco because of those refried beans

I'm down at the Texaco

Where's Tim McGraw???

While I'm sittin here peelin' the paint off the walls

He's probably sippin fine wine and dining on fancy cuisine

While I'm here at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans

(Uuuuugh)

A mess at the Texaco from eatin them refried beans

I said I'd be out in a minute

(there)