Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball lyrics

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Jim Beavers-Brett Beavers-Mike Waldron

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SANTA

HO HO HO HO HO

hohohohohohoho

And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?

SAM

I want the Billy Gilman action figure

SANTA

What about you Suzie?

SUZIE

I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene

SANTA

And what about you Cledus?

CLEDUS

Well Santa

It's not what I want.

It's what I want to give...

It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all

I'm going to give a right nutty party

It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations

Heck I even rented out the hall

And I've got a big SACK full of presents

Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball...

Dolly Parton brought two JUGS

(*wolf whistle*)

Of wine everyone admired

Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Female chorus

Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there

Ah the twin fiddles are playing'

And it's a sewingin' time for all

YEE HAW

Everybody's dancin' around

Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

Shania'a under the mistletoe

And that line was slap down the hall

Boy I hope she enjoys kissin'

Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies

Brought us all good cheer

Garth retired early again

CHORUS

But he'll be back next year

You can count on THAT

The party's dyin' down now

So here's my present to you all

haha

Come check out MY package

Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's a little bitty piece of me to you

Male CHORUS

Cledus' Christmas ball

CHORUS

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree

Cledus' Christmas

:Ball

:

:SUZIE

:Hey

:That's not Santa

:

: CTJ

:SHHHH

:

:SUZIE

:That's Kenny Rogers

:The Gambler

:

:CTJ

:Hush yer mouth

Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd

HO HO HO