Classic Disney movie - Gaston lyrics

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Song by Beauty And The Beast<br /><br>

Gaston:<br>

Who does she think she is?<br>

That girl has tangled with the wrong man!<br>

LeFou:<br>

Darn right.<br>

Gaston:<br>

No one says "no" to Gaston!<br>

Dismissed! Rejected! <br>

Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.<br>

LeFou:<br>

More beer?<br>

Gaston:<br>

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.<br>

LeFou:<br>

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.<br>

Lefou:<br>

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston<br>

Looking so down in the dumps<br>

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston<br>

Even when taking your lumps<br>

There's no man in town as admired as you<br>

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy<br>

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you<br>

And it's not very hard to see why<br>

No one's slick as Gaston<br>

No one's quick as Gaston<br>

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's<br>

For there's no man in town half as manly<br>

Perfect, a pure paragon!<br>

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley<br>

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on <br>

Lefou and Chorus:<br>

No one's been like Gaston<br>

A king pin like Gaston<br>

LeFou:<br>

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston <br>

Gaston:<br>

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!<br>

Lefou and Chorus:<br>

My what a guy, that Gaston!<br>

Give five "hurrahs!"<br>

Give twelve "hip-hips!"<br>

LeFou:<br>

Gaston is the best<br>

And the rest is all drips<br>

Chorus:<br>

No one fights like Gaston<br>

Douses lights like Gaston<br>

LeFou:<br>

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!<br>

Bimbettes:<br>

For there's no one as burly and brawny<br>

Gaston:<br>

As you see I've got biceps to spare<br>

LeFou:<br>

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny<br>

Gaston:<br>

That's right!<br>

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair<br>

Chorus:<br>

No one hits like Gaston<br>

Matches wits like Gaston<br>

LeFou:<br>

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston<br>

Gaston:<br>

I'm espcially good at expectorating!<br>

Ptoooie!<br>

Chorus:<br>

Ten points for Gaston!<br>

Gaston:<br>

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs<br>

Ev'ry morning to help me get large<br>

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs<br>

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!<br>

Chorus:<br>

Oh, ahhh, wow!<br>

My what a guy, that Gaston!<br>

No one shoots like Gaston<br>

Makes those beauts like Gaston<br>

LeFou:<br>

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston <br>

Gaston:<br>

I use antlers in all of my decorating!<br>

Chorus:<br>

My what a guy,<br>

Gaston!<br>

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