CKY - Chinese Freestyle lyrics

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Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso<br>I'm-a give it to you now<br>Who like my chopstick<br>Hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. yellow<br>If you wanna see me eat jell-o<br>I never seen nothin' like you before<br>I can kick you higher than you can kick me<br>I can kick you way up into a tree<br>Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? ho ha ho ha ho chi chi<br>Everybody in the phone book name chang wanna see my wang? <br>Neva good God hit the gong with a bang. waaa? <br>Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life<br>You will fall down and break a leg<br>Everybody wanna see me break a leg? well I don't<br>But I like fried rice and I got lice<br>Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice<br>That ain't nice four for the cookie I only touch it twice<br>Delivery is free but not from me I only swallow dolla fifty<br>Fifty five. wanna see me go gaa? hit you with the lang. hai ya!<br>War when I hit you with the shit do a split<br>Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu<br>Want my buffet? you fucking gay, ah<br>Wai-lo hit you with the hay stay the fuck away<br>Hit you in the balls. only americans eat duck sauce<br>And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe<br>Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss<br>In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits<br>Waaaaaaaai-yah!<br>I can kick you if you don't pay the bill<br>And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch<br>Everything cost a little bit<br>So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me ching chang chewie<br>I got you from taiwan city and hong kong<br>I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long<br>And don't mistake me for a viet cong<br>I can get you and tackle you take you never see me<br>When I get you and make you<br>Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage<br>Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me<br>God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city<br>Ho chi minh shoot a load on your chin<br>God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye<br>And if you wanna come on in<br>You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins hai ya<br>Can't be tamed<br>I got shit to control your brain and it's called<br>Egg foo yung, en lo main<br>So come on in baby and have it just the same hai ya! haaaaah!<br>No wok tow ung di day<br>Ha, I don't suppose ha haha huh? <br>Huhhhuhu huh