Cisco Kid - Pizzaman lyrics

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(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not)<br />

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In the morning I go down to eat breakfast,<br />

I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast,<br />

She brings me only one piece,<br />

I tell her I want to piece,<br />

She said go to the toilet,<br />

I say you dont understand,<br />

I wanna piece on my plate,<br />

she said you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch,<br />

I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch<br />

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I dont need this shit!<br />

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Later I go down to eat at the big restaurant,<br />

the waitress brings me a spoon and a knive,<br />

but no fork,<br />

I tell her i wanted a fork,<br />

she telling me everybody want a fuck,<br />

i say you dont understand, <br />

I wanna fork on my table,<br />

she says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch,<br />

I dont even know the lady and shes calling me son of a bitch<br />

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I dont need this shit!<br />

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So I go back to my room in a hotel,<br />

and there are no sheets on the bed,<br />

called the manager and tell him I want a sheet,<br />

he says go to the toilet,<br />

I say you dont understand,<br />

I wanna sheet on my bed,<br />

he says you better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch,<br />

I go to the check out and the man at the desk says 'peace on you',<br />

I say 'piss on you too you son of a bitch, Im going back to Italia, holiday dench'<br />

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I dont need this shit!