Church - The Maven lyrics
rate meHere comes the Maven, he's coming around<br />
He's such a connoisseur, he's such an autograph hound, yeah<br />
He's got 60 yes-men and they tend to agree<br />
There's a long black book without any eyes<br />
He's got my number but he's got your size, yeah<br />
And if you measure up then a sure trick'll be wise<br />
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Just turn the light off when you go (he hates the dark)<br />
Just tell the jury all you know (was just a lark)<br />
We'll send a sign to you over the sea<br />
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There goes the Maven, sowing his seed<br />
One for the rock, one for the hand that feeds, yeah<br />
He reaps the harvest with his sleight of hand<br />
Just say the magic word and he's at your side<br />
Beware his tender touch, his plans are chilly and wide, yeah<br />
Sleeps through the winter in a white quiet land<br />
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Here is the Maven, draining the cup<br />
He takes your arm and then he eats you up, yeah<br />
There is a surfeit of everything you crave<br />
Here is the Maven, signing the check<br />
He bought us dinner so what the fucking heck, yeah<br />
There is a surplus of everything you save