Christmas - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer lyrics

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Grandma got run over by a reindeer.<br />

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.<br />

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,<br />

But as for me and grandpa we believe.<br />

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,<br />

And we begged her not to go.<br />

But she forgot her medication, and she<br />

Staggered out the door into the snow.<br />

When we found her Christmas morning,<br />

At the scene of the attack,<br />

She had hoof-prints on her forehead,<br />

And incriminating Claus marks on her back.<br />

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Now we're all so proud of grandpa,<br />

He's been taking this so well.<br />

See him in there watching football,<br />

Drinking root beer and<br />

Playing cards with Cousin Mel.<br />

It's not Christmas without Grandma,<br />

All the family's dressed in black<br />

And we just can't help but wonder:<br />

Should we open up her gifts,<br />

Or send them back?<br />

Send them back!!<br />

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Now the goose is on the table<br />

And the pudding made of fig<br />

And the blue and silver candles<br />

That would just have matched<br />

The hair on grandma's wig.<br />

I've warned all my<br />

Friends and neighbors<br />

Better watch out for yourselves,<br />

They should never give a license<br />

To a man who drives a sleigh<br />

And plays with elves.