Christmas Carols - The Grinch s Theme Song lyrics

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<b>The Grinch's Theme Song</b> by <i>Christmas Carols</i><br />You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

You really are a deel,

You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole,

Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smile,

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,

Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks,

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a real meany, Mr. Grinch

You're the king of sinful sots,

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with

Moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseous super "naus",

You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,

You're a three decker sauerkraut and

Toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!