CHRISTIAN BEADLES - DOCTOR STALKER lyrics

rate me

It's 10 am and I'm up early with P90X

I'm at the gym as if I'm 'bout to do a lot of reps

I see a couple of girls staring like they're so impressed

Must know I'm 'bout to lift a billion on the bench press

I take my time and stretch... no unnecessary cramps

These two are looking, watching, waitin' for the perfect chance

They wanna ask me for a picture - they're my biggest fans

Or so they think... secretly... I've been stalking them

Doctor Stalker x4

Time passes slowly - hours later it's 3:33

I'm headed up MickyD's... you're coning with me

That value menu is the bomb digi - digity

I'm 'bout to go bottom's up with my Ice Cream

The lady at the window smiles when she looks at me

She's got the fragrance of a Big Mac - with no cheese

Hands me the cone like "here you go sweet pea"

She didn't know - which window I'd been underneath

Doctor Stalker x4

Now you might listen to my song and think it's all pretend

While you've been giggling and tweeting this to all your friends

You think it's over but this games about to begin

What you don't realize is... I just started a new trend

Planking was last week this is about to be what's next

I'm taking pictures of my victims when they least expect

You do a creepy face

Leave the scene without a trace

Upload your picture to space

Stalking all over the place

Doctor Stalker (x4)